Meine Freunde JR.

Meine Vatti's Freunde JR mitkommen zu fall mit mir und meine vatti. Er ist sehr schon und ich liebe er. Willst er fallt mit mir, er takst eine video. Heir ist dein video.

(Sorree... I forgetted to rite in englesch.)

Norah's first true post.

(This is Norah's Dad typing.)

Norah sat down today at the computer and started banging on the keyboard a bit. So, I opened up a word document and let her go at it to see what she'd end up with. So, the result is Norah's very first written document, the first thing Norah actually wrote with her own hands.

Enjoy!

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August 20th, 2008.
By Norah Elek

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New Vidyo.

I no. Long, tyme nothing posting. But now I have new vidyo of me for to posting. Below is vidyo of me in play pen. I like am in zoo. Like tigers. And lions. And monkees. But monkees throw poop. I no poop throwing. Just watch vidyo.

Layowt

For yu don't no, momie dadi and I ar movink to Shicago soon. We ar getting apartmunt new for living and excite me. Momie and dadi both layowt made on blogs four new apartmunt. I make too. Heer is layowt for new apartmunt make by me.

Heer layowt is me. (Dadie taked pikshur.)

Heer is momi layowt:

Heer dadie is layowt:

Layowt for by me is best. I no.

New foto and vlog

I now have sweet foto new for me profile. Also, vlog I maked. Is easeyer for to vlog than writing.

wow with da nosing

so yes, this is weerd thing that happuns in my nose. i sit on floor, on chayer, in lap, on televishun, in bathtub, and nose gets slime in it. i then haf to make lowd noise, close eyes, and blow out nose very really hard. then, i feel gud and say "awhhh." mom laf lots when i do.

but still, slime leeky out my nose, and is salty. i no is salty becuz i eet lots of it too. i don't no four shur, but i think eeting nose slime is gross.

the end.

new trik

i soree, i haf to rite this qwietly becuz...

you sea, yesturday morning i lerned a new trik.

i lerned how to SKREEM.

then i SKREEMED and SKREEMED

and momie and dadie and i SKREEMEDand it was fun.

so i keeped on SKREEMING for a long long time.

and then i SKREEMED more.

and it maked me smiling.

and i SKREEMED a hole lot that day.

and now i am horse.

Susanna Blamire

I fownd this poem by Miss Susanna Blamire while surfing the web in Yootaw. It's called "Oh Where is the Splendour." Beeng somewhat vainglorious, I chose to post it heer in hopes of resuscitating its popyoolaritee.

A pairuntly it uses a line from the song "Norah Dear Norah." The song was in William Shield's popular 1783 Opera titled "Poor Soldier" which was George Washington's favorite. Heer is a lynk to the site wayr I fownd that informashun. That site also provides a MIDI of the song. The poem follows:

Oh Where is the Splendour
By Susanna Blamire

O where is the splendour can shine away sorrow,
Or where is the treasure can buy off a sigh!
Did riches e'er purchase the loan of to-morrow,
Or find out a medicine to cure the moist eye ?
Let wealth spread her carpet, and ask the gay hours
To dance in light circles its borders along;
They'd sooner tend Patrick to Nature's green bowers
"With Norah, dear Norah, the theme of his song."

Midst the joys of the heart sits one tender affection
To heal every sorrow when tortur'd with pain;
And, when feeling sinks down into silent dejection,
Sends Hope with her cordial to cheer her again:
Thus love has shown Norah the feints of high station,
And told her that peace seldom joins the gay throng;
While "one sweet smile gives Patrick the wealth of a nation
From Norah, dear Norah, the theme of his song."

Majikal Lowd Shaky Room

Wensday my momie and dadie taked me to grandma and grandpa's hows. It was fun, and there was dogs. The yooshooal. Then, something straynge happund. Grandma drived us to a big playse with lotz and lotz of peeple who were angry and taked their shoes off and walked through doorjambs. Men in white shirtz waved a white stick at mommie for a while, and they had to put bags on grosherie store belts. Then, the men in white shirtz let everyone out to a mall where we buy bagels and coffee. Then, we sat down for a long time, and peeple stood in a line. Then a girl in a black shirt told the peeple to walk down a hallway to a small room filled with chairs. Everyone sat down in the chayrs and momie and dadie and I found seets too. Then, everyone felled asleeping. I even felled asleeping. Then, there was a LOWD noize and the whole room started shaking a lot. Then, the shaking stopped and my ears started to feel like they were full, and then they werunt full and then they were full and then they werunt full again and again. The next thing I knew, dadie held me up to a small glass box, and I seed clowds everwhere.

Things were like that for a long time, and then there was a big bump, and a "Bing!" and then everybodie pulled out phones and put white cords in their ears. Then we walked out of the chair room back into the hallway, but we were in a totally diffrunt plase. Then, we walked, and did it again. And again. And again. And then, we left the chair room, and walked down the hallway to another new place, and I seed big big big mowntans. And Uncle Andrew was there! Wow. I yused to think momie and dadie had a magik masheen, (they calls it a "Kar") but that was nothing compared to the lowd shaky room.

Then we got into a Kar and when we got owt, Ant Amanda and Kusin Caleb was there. We eeted dinnur and I felled asleeping. But I kant stop thinking abowt that rooms with chayrs and the lowd shaking and the clowds. I wondur what that was.

Mommie and Daddie kept talking about "Getting bumped" and "Los Angeles" and "Oakland" and "Nashville" and "Salt Lake City" I seed this picshur on the compyutur, so I taked a screenshot and postud it here for you.

I don't know what that meened, but I think the lowd shaky room browt us to a magical place callud Salt Layk Sity Yootaw where there is mowntans and something callud mormans that I havunt sawed yet.

I likud the lowd shaky room, and I sleeped good.

Milk tym

I hav desided that tomorow nite i am going to brake owt of my cryb in the middul of the nite and get me som milk. I no ther ar a lot of peeps in this bilding, and I think I can sell the milk for loads of cash which I will then uze to purchas some sereeuhs bling. Don't tell. Tomorrow nite, it gows down.

Icky wiggle biffle talk

Abowt wonse evury day, sometimes twice, I have a weerd feeling in my belly that is not a fun feeling. That is wen I start to grunt and grown. Then, daddy, bends my nees, and I make a huge stinky nast mess in my pants. I call this time Icky wiggle biffle talk. It is a weerd part about being alive. In case you don't understand, I managed to hork this video from my daddy's computer. You can watch a little bit of Icky wiggle biffle talk if you want.

Also, heer is a pikshur of me beeing kute with my frend Elizabeth. We haf the sam strollur.

It taked me 5 weaks to rite this.

If yu thot I lurned a lot my furst weak... forget it. I lurned so much the passed 5 weeks that I get crunk just thinking abowt it.

I met so many peeple. Heer's my thots:

1. Peeple in Cleevland are nuts. The hows is lowd and smells like food. Dogs is lots of fun, and sometimes they lick your face and Daddy tells them no. I like Uncle Jeremy feeding me bottles, and Uncle Jim holding me on his belly, and Uncle Tim blinding me with his kamra. Ant Marisa eets a lot of cheez and lafs a lot. That is fun. Ant Char 1 is quiet, but she smels prety and i liked her to hold me. Aunt Char 2 is a cop. She held me and made a meen face when Daddy taked a picshur. Grandma wares soft sweaters, and sings nice to me. Grandpa has a skratchy fase, and taked me on a walk. It was fun. I reely want to go on more wahks with Grandpa.

2. Canton peeple are nice too. I meeted lots of Canton peeps. I liked the pepperony pizza milk I ate in Canton. I can't wate to go back there.

3. The Bengals are jerks.

4. Beever Falls was fun too. I have small kusins there. One of them likes me and kises me face. The boy kusin walks arownd and likes when the girl kusin chases him. I did not chase him becuz I can't wahk. The other one wayrs glasses and didn't notise me much. But she likes to bounse and grunt. Uncle Jarrod is good at always getting things, but I wish he kud hav held me more. Aunt Hether is very nice and her hart beets fast when she holds me bekuz she is exsited. I like that. Uncle David is a very nise person, and he smiled lots when he holded me. Aunt Peggy seems to like me, and let me see the Chrismas tree a lot. I liked that. Grandma Deb is fun. She liked to bounse me and hold me and hug me. Grandpa Deb looks like Grandpa Tim. That's funny. He is very nice and when he kissed my face his mustash tikled.

5. Boys in college like me. Some of them are lowd and shoot nerf guns at eech other. I want a nerf gun. I liked Ben babysitting me when Mommy and Daddy went owt.

6. I reely like sekund cup. I want to be bak there.

OK. That's why it tuk me 5 weeks to tipe this. It is long. Now I have to practice eating without throwing up on myself.