One Week Old

Helo. I am now 1 weak old, and I hav lurnd lots. Befor I get to that, I want to tel yu abowt a magik masheen my daddie has. He puts me in the masheen, and then he gets in the masheen, and mommie gets in the masheen. Then he mayks the masheen turn loud and it shakes my seet and I always fall asleeping. I kant not fall asleeping bekuz the masheen is magik. Then, when daddie turns the masheen off, we are on a diffrunt planut. I am amazed by this masheen and I wish everyone had one becuz it is magik.

Heer is the top 5 list of wut I lurnd in 1 week.

1. My hed is hevy.
2. If everything is going wrong, and nothing maks me feel gud, i can screem and mommie or daddie will try to make me eet.
3. To fined the derivative of the product of two funkshuns, take the first times the derivative of the second and add it to the sekond tims the derivative of the first.
4. Poop feels gross on my legs.
   
5. If yu are having a reel bad day, suk on rubber or lay down by the vakyuum.

That is all. I am only one week old, so don't expect much okay? Now, heer is pictures I taked:

This is a pikshur I taked of owr living room. Daddie swaddled me so it wasunt a good pikshur. Sorry.

I brok free of my swaddle by screeming until my lungs hurt, and then I taked these pikshurs. Here is the floor.

Here is my favrut blancette. It has a puppie on it and maks daddie say go browns.

Here is my favrut cowch. Daddie says not to call it a cowch becuz it is a davenport.

Here is my favrut chayr. It sings songs.

I will try to take a picshur of the magik masheen if I kan.

Wow! Being born is ROUGH!

Wow. This is me aftur the doktur taked me owt. It was really cold, and I was messie. Now, I am so fresh and so kleen kleen, and I smell gud.


Momie and Dadie seem reelie suhprized that I akshually comed out.

Look how happie they are. And I am sleepie. And grumpy. Because my lungs hurt from breathing for the furst time.

My gramma Elek taked this picture. My daddie said it looks prettie and telled me that I have my mommie's strait lips. Thanks momie. I can't wait till I can hold my head up.

There is more picshurs here.

Sorrie, I didn't get a chanse to drew any picshurs. Have a nise day. Amen.

Hapie Thanxgiving!

Tuuhhrrrrrkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiii!

YEAH!

Hear's a pikshur I drewed of a tuhrkie. (Sorree. It's reel dark in hear.)

Movin' on up! Er down!

Well everbudy, I think its time. I'm movin arownd a lot now in here, and my mommi keeps thinking that there are contrakshuns. I don't no if I will kom owt now, or in a week or to, but I think I'll kom owt soon.

Sea you then!

P.S. I havunt herd gud things abowt that Musharraf gentulman, if you kud, pleez get him to clean things up in Pakistan befor I kom owt.

Thanx!

Hello Wurld.

Hello everbudy. My name is Norah Mae Elek. I am a babie. I wil be born soon.

The dokturs said I have hair, but no one can see my hair. Because I live in my mom's belly still.

They say I am supozed to come owt soon, but I'm worried becuz I heard that General Musharraf abolished the Pakistani Constitution and the Supreme Court. That soundz skary. But, it is getting kramped in here, so I'll prolly leave soon.

My Daddy read my Peter Pan the other day. That wuz fun, but I felled asleeping. My favrut part wuz when he sayd: "Wuh frughh du jerg heez hrzzhg wa wa bbrgghgh."

Mommy ate Skitulz last night, and I luved it. Please feed mommy more skittulz.

I hope to kom out soon becuz it is hot in here. And I wahnt to uze my lungs.

Here is a few pikturz I taked last week:

This is from when my mommy eated brownies. I like that. More brownies pleez.

This is from when mommie went for a walk at a park in Wheeling callud Oglebay. That sounded fun and prettie and made me want to kome owt write then.