Heer is the top 5 list of wut I lurnd in 1 week.
- My hed is hevy.
- If everything is going wrong, and nothing maks me feel gud, i can screem and mommie or daddie will try to make me eet.
- To fined the derivative of the product of two funkshuns, take the first times the derivative of the second and add it to the sekond tims the derivative of the first.
- Poop feels gross on my legs.
- If yu are having a reel bad day, suk on rubber or lay down by the vakyuum.
This is a pikshur I taked of owr living room. Daddie swaddled me so it wasunt a good pikshur. Sorry.
I brok free of my swaddle by screeming until my lungs hurt, and then I taked these pikshurs. Here is the floor.